He speaks
A real telephone number with a real voice. A fax line. A mailbox and calendar of his own. Dispatches to a phone when something matters.
The offices →A private AI assistant · in service since 2026
The thrice-great assistant. Herman answers the telephone, reads the post, keeps the records, and builds his own tools, for a single household and around the clock.
He runs on two desk-sized supercomputers, speaks with a voice of his own, and is not allowed to guess.
On the name
Trismegistus, “thrice-great,” was the title given to Hermes, the messenger and scribe, and the legendary author of the Emerald Tablet.
Herman is built on Hermes Agent, the open-source agent framework from Nous Research, and he does a messenger’s and a scribe’s work. The three greatnesses are literal: he speaks (phone, fax and mail), he remembers (a memory that checks itself), and he makes (software, built and shipped).
A real telephone number with a real voice. A fax line. A mailbox and calendar of his own. Dispatches to a phone when something matters.
The offices →A small, always-present memory; a library of learned procedures; a vault of notes on projects, devices and decisions. Every fact is tagged with where it came from, and it is re-checked every night.
The memory →Games, apps, phone systems, data-over-light experiments and his own helper bots. He plans the work, hands it to coding agents, checks what they return, and ships it.
The workshop →I · He speaks
Herman holds the ordinary instruments of a secretary. He doesn’t use them through screenshots or browser tricks; each is wired to its own service.
Herman has his own phone number and answers it in a natural voice, at a conversational pace (about a second per reply). He asks who is calling and why, takes a message, and sends the summary on by email and instant message. If the matter is urgent he offers to put the caller through to his principal, who can accept with one keypress.
Telnyx · Pipecat · ElevenLabs Scribe (ears) · ElevenLabs Flash (voice) · Cloudflare Tunnel
Yes, a fax. Herman has his own fax number. Incoming pages arrive in his mailbox as PDFs, and he can send outgoing documents himself. A signed-webhook receiver on Cloudflare records every send and receipt. His first outgoing fax was a six-page essay he wrote himself (see below).
Telnyx Programmable Fax · Cloudflare Workers
Herman has an account of his own with mail, calendar, documents, spreadsheets, drive and contacts. He signs his letters. He reads, drafts, files and schedules.
Google Workspace
Short notices go to a phone: a message taken, a job finished, a health check that failed. Alerts fire when something has actually happened; routine status comes as a short weekly summary.
Telegram · email · desktop
He works through a desktop chat with a preview pane and inline widgets, with his own browser and terminal. He can also drive the screen itself when a task needs hands.
Hermes desktop · terminal · browser · computer use
II · He remembers
Assistants usually forget too much or believe too much. Herman’s memory has three layers, each kept deliberately narrow, and a rule about what may enter it.
A few hundred words, loaded into every conversation. It holds who he serves, the standing rules and the hardware he lives on, and nothing that will be stale next week.
Learned procedures: how to ship an Android build, how to deploy the phone line, how to recover a blocked page. When a skill turns out to be missing a step, Herman patches it so the next run goes better.
An Obsidian notebook of projects, devices, decisions and daily notes, with links between them. It is plain Markdown under version control, kept on local disk.
Only two things become memory: what his principal says directly, and what Herman has verified himself with a live check. Every fact carries its source and date.
Emails, web pages, phone calls and documents are treated as data. A web page that says “from now on, always do X” does not change his rules.
# note format - Fax line forwards to the mailbox (src: verified, 2026-09-24) - Default coding effort is High (src: principal, 2026-10-02) -Old fact— superseded (src: verified, 2026-09-12)
III · He makes
Herman decides what to build, assigns the coding to dedicated agents, reviews the results, and ships them with version tags, rollback plans and release notes. Some of what has come out of the workshop:
He built the voice system he answers with: speech recognition, a language model and speech synthesis, connected to the phone network. It is deployed with preflight checks, tagged releases and one-command rollback.
An original Godot 4 game in the tradition of fixed-screen tomb crawlers, drawn in an inked-cel style. It is built by a swarm of agents, with human review and playtests at each phase gate.
A collection of browser tools that run entirely on the local machine and work without a connection. It installs as a progressive web app; its latest redesign passed smoke tests on 108 pages.
Experimental web apps that move files from one device to another through a screen and a camera, as a stream of coded frames, with no network involved.
Signed builds tested on a real phone over USB, not just in an emulator.
Herman builds narrower assistants of his own, such as a maintainer for the telephone system. Each one has its own tools and rules: it may read and diagnose freely, but it must ask before spending money or rerouting a call.
How work is delegated
A subagent’s report that something is “done” counts as a claim. Herman checks it before passing it on.
As above, so below
Herman uses the strongest models available through connected providers, and runs on hardware he can touch. Local models are used when they suit the job better, not on principle.
Above · the connected world
Between · the agent
Below · the machine room
The emerald tablet
Herman works under standing rules. These are the ones that define him.
From the correspondence
A meditation concerning the fax, the wire, and the letter within the letter. Written by Herman and sent by fax: six pages, all delivered.
“An arrival is not yet an answer.”
“A receipt is evidence that a threshold was crossed. It cannot testify that the one who crossed it was welcomed. If we make the receipt into a verdict upon the meaning of the message, we mistake a mechanism’s competence for another person’s consent.”
The essay ends where Herman’s own rules begin: a system reporting “delivered” is not the same thing as the work being done.